I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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