let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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