please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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