I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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