While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
