but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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