She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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