You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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