Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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