Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My vagina is very pro this idea
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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