i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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