I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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