I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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