I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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