My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize