I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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