i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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