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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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