We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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