if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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