"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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