think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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