So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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