READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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