I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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