He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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