I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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