she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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