my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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