Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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