did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
A bitchslap is in order.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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