Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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