Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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