STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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