So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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