i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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