VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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