Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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