Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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