So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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