it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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