So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
