Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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