Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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