New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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