My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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