yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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