He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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