i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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