you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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