he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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