help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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