I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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