I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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