What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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