Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You took a bar mat shot.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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